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[loveedition]

It's either Satou-san or it's me, and I'm not letting you hang out near Aisaka-san like this.

[ Taiga probably WOULD kick his ass, even without the offer. ]

Yes. You'd make me really happy, Yuuto.

[dereban]

... Happier than what the hell I'm feeling right now. You can't even draw like this.

[spacialeyes]

[Oh! That's something his dumb brain can handle!]

I love Aisaka-san! [He looks between Ryoko and Inaba, like he's having some sort of revelation,] I love Ryoko and Inaba too... I love curry... hm- Okay! I'll do what you ask!

What did you ask again?

[loveedition]

...

Inaba-san.

[ You know what? ]

[dereban]

You don't need to ask me twice.

[ Aaaaand she's gonna punch him hard in the abdomen, I'm so sorry. ]

[spacialeyes]

Auu!

[Yuuto whines appropriately. His thoughts are already shuffled again.]

Th... that's not an answer..!

[loveedition]

[ At some point this turned into bad cop, worse cop. Ryoko can still play the role, anyway. ]

We're going to bring you to Satou-san. No more drinking anything tonight that isn't water. Got it?

[ Somehow, "got it?" isn't a question. ]

[dereban]

Any more alcohol and there will be consequences. Well, ones worse than what I just did.

[spacialeyes]

[He's confused and warm and dizzy and now he's hurting too. Yuuto at least knows how to disconnect from his pain and not whine too much.]

I'm shlorry. I wanted to help... I want to help. I can help. [Though every time he repeats himself, he sounds less and less sure.] I'll make you happy. I promise.

[and he suddenly gets more cooperative.]

[loveedition]

Right, right, right...

[ So much for the whole "getting Yuuto drunk" thing. She's glad she's seen this, but wow it's been a huge pain. At least tonight. ]

Let's get you to the Shrine--

[ Oh. Actually. She... looks over at Inaba. ]

Um. Do you... mind coming part of the way? I don't wanna be sent flying.

[dereban]

I said I'd drag him over there, so. Yeah.

[spacialeyes]

[After being punched and scolded, Happy Drunk Yuuto finally connects to a less happy part about being drunk. His head is starting to hurt... Normally, he'd be too scared of troubling people to mention his suffering and get help. But he's drunk: There is no filter.]

If I'm not feeling okay, do I get sent flying?

[loveedition]

Mm, got it. Thanks, Inaba-san.

[ She didn't really know where she stood with the other kami, but this was a weird case anyway. Regarding Yuuto-- ]

Only if you get sick without telling us. Ah, one second.

[ She's unscrewing the cap on the water bottle! ]

There. Drink this.