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I-It’s… a silly name, isn’t it? But…

[ Awww, her widdle ears are twitching now… Taiga also extracts herself entirely from the cocoon, instead wrapping the blanket around both of their shoulders. ]

Wouldn’t a laser shooting demon be cooler?

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Mmm... I don't think so. It's kind of fierce... like someone I wouldn't typically want to mess with.

[ She's a fierce tiger! Is that bad? ]

Maybe. But... you know, you're cool enough for me.

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O-oh… I guess people do think I’m scary, even without lasers…

[ it’s not bad but lasers are COOL. ]

Thanks, Ryoko… [ she’s most definitely still pouting, but at least the dramatics have stopped? ]

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It's not that you wouldn't be scarier with lasers, though.

[ For. All of the wrong reasons. ]

It's... it's not that bad? We could get you a hat or a really large hoodie... or we could ask Fauna about it?

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Fauna… Last time this happened, I think I accidentally insulted her. She can’t know…

[ yes, there was a last time. but… ]

Those did go away, though… Maybe I can just be a hermit until then?

1/2

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You really don't have to go that far. Really, we'll get you a large hat, and you can go about your day. I don't think anyone would even notice you--

[ You. You... ]

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[ ...toh. ]

On second thought, we can wait it out together. I'll just stay home too.

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It's not so bad, having to live the life of a hermit... No longer shall we have to worry about such matters of human living, until moss grows on our heads and we become one with nature...

I think I read that somewhere once.

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You're not leaving humanity behind. I won't let you. I'll go and drag you back to society if I have to.

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Mmm... [ Taiga continues to muse on this incredibly stupid train of thought, tilting her head back and forth as if she's really thinking hard on it. When she comes to a conclusion, she lets out a giggle. ]

Y'know, I think if I did that, I'd have to turn to a diet of like... boring crackers and dirt. Wait--dirt might have bugs in it, so that wouldn't be allowed either... I wanna keep eating meat!

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You know, I hear there's a lot of protein in crickets. I bet you could survive on those for a while.

Ooooor... I could always make you a beef bowl.

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A beef bowl?! You will? Why would I eat bugs when you could just make me something that's actually yummy?

[ She settles her head on Ryoko's shoulder, still smiling. If only more people in the world could experience this much joy over a beef bowl... so much joy, in fact, that her ears start to twitch excitedly. ]

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[ With a soft giggle, Ryoko holds her in place, continuing to pat her head. She wants so badly to comment on how cute she is right now, but that'd just start everything up again. ]

Exactly. So, you'll stay, right?

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[ A good decision! It's not every day a tiger will let their guard down and relax for once. ]

Yup! I'd be a fool to turn down something so yummy~ Humanity can't be that bad if it includes your cooking.

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[ Ryoko's quiet for a second, and then she giggles. ]

And you talk about me saying embarrassing things...!

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[ her face turns into an impressive shade of red when she realizes what she had actually said. it takes every bit of willpower for taiga to NOT just dive back into hiding, and even under the weight of a blanket her tail thumps against the ground. ]

N-Never mind, I’m becoming a hermit after all.

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Hmmm? Is that so?

I can come and visit, can't I?

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Aa-ahhh, I-I guess th-that would be okay… I th-think? Umm, uhh, I-I…

[ she dead. ]

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I guess, if you don't want help with dinner... or want to be around your cute girlfriend, I can't stop you.

[ She's being such a shit! ]

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HUH?! I-I-I’m really good at helping! The best dinner helper ar-around, even! I bet people are jealous of my skill!!!

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Jealous of your skill helping?

...well, I can't disagree with you. You're very good at helping.