[ Ryoko immediately catches her, eyes wide at her expression and she immediately backs down from that smile, her demeanor going right back to worried. ]

Ah... Ah, ah ah ah, no! Aisaka-san, it was a joke, a joke! You know I wouldn't do anything like that! If I did something like that, they'd--

[ NO, OKAY, BAD IDEA. ]

L-Let's just forget about it for now, okay?! There's no reason for us to even think about anything like that happening anymore!